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Wonderfully described definitions 😄

CIGARETTE:    A pinch of tobacco   Rolled in paper     With fire at one end   And a fool at the other!    MARRIAGE:    It's an agreement   Wherein   A man loses his bachelors degree   And a woman gains her masters    CONFERENCE:    The confusion of one man  Multiplied by the   Number present    COMPROMISE:    The art of dividing   A cake in such a way that   Everybody believes   He got the biggest piece    TEARS:    The hydraulic force by which   Masculine will power is   Defeated by feminine water-power!    CLASSIC:    A book   Which people praise,   But never read    SMILE:    A curve   That can set   A lot of things straight!    OFFICE:    A place   Where you can relax   After your strenuous   Home life    YAWN:    The only time   When some married men   Ever get to open   Their mouth    EXPERIENCE:    The name   Men give   To their   Mistakes    DIPLOMAT:    A person   Who tells you   To go to hell   In such a way   That you actually look forward   To the trip    OPTIMIST:    A person   Who while falling   From EIFFEL TOWER   Says in midway   "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"    MISER:    A person   Who lives poor   So that   He can die RICH!    FATHER:    A banker   Provided by   Nature    BOSS:    Someone   Who is early   When you are late   And late   When you are early    POLITICIAN:   One who   Shakes your hand   Before elections   And your Confidence   Later   DOCTOR:    A person   Who kills   Your ills   By pills,   And kills you   By his bills!

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Facts on Google

...Mind boggling 👇

  *What is Google???*

 1. Google earns about 

     9,40,000 rupees in a 

     second.

 2. Its founder's name is 

     Larry Page and Sergey

     Brin.

 3. Google has more than 

     70 offices in 40 

     countries.  This in itself 

     is a great achievement.

 4. Google has bought 827 

     companies in the last 

     12 years.  Now you can 

     guess how big a 

     company Google is.

 5. At present, more than 

    420000 employees 

    work in Google, but till 

    now many employees of 

    Google have become 

    billionaires.

 6. Although no one can 

     tell the exact income of 

     Google, but the annual 

     income of Google is 

    about US $

55,00,00,00,000,000,000,000,000. 

 7. You must know that the   

    Android operating 

    system is a gift of 

    Google itself.  But do 

    you know that 4 out of 

    every 5 smartphones 

    run on the Android 

    operating system only.

 8. Google has kept about 

     20000 goats in its 

     "Head Office" to cut 

     grass.  Yes, you read it 

     right, in fact Google 

     does not use a mower 

     in the lawn of its office 

     because the smoke and 

     sound coming out of it 

     causes trouble to the 

     employees working 

     there.

 9. Every week more than 

     220,000 people apply

     for jobs in Google.

 10. More than 95% of 

      Google's earnings 

      come from the 

      advertisements 

      published by it.

 11. Believe me, in the blink 

      of an eye, Google 

      would have earned 

      Rs.550 lakhs.

 12. You must have often 

        wondered where the 

        word "Google" came

        from, we tell you, in 

        fact the number 

        formed by putting 100 

       zeros behind 1 is 

       called "Googol" and 

      "Google" is formed 

       from this word itself.

 13. Now you must be 

       thinking that why 

       Google was not 

       named "Googol", why 

       was it named 

       "Google"?  Actually 

        the name "Google" is 

        a spelling mistake.  

        Meaning while typing

       "Google" instead of 

       "Googol" was typed 

        and the result is in 

        front of you.

 14. Google bought "You 

      Tube" in 2006, at that 

      time many people 

      considered this deal to 

      be a big mistake of 

      Google and today 

      YouTube is watched 

      every month for about 

      6 billion hours all over 

      the world.

 15. More than 60,000 

       searches are done on 

       Google every second.

 16. Since 2010, Google 

       has bought at least 

       one company per 

       week.

 17. Google has taken 

       photographs 

       equivalent to 80 lakh 

      46 thousand 

      kilo-meters of road for 

      its Street View map.

 18. Google's entire search 

       engine is 100 million 

       gigabytes.  To save 

       that much data with 

       you, one lakh drives of 

       one terabyte would be 

       required.

 19. Google has named its 

       Android operating 

       system according to 

       the alphabet of ABCD 

       Cupcake, Donut, 

        Eclair, Froyo, 

        Gingerbread, 

        Honeycomb, Ice 

        Cream Sandwich, 

        Jelly Bean, Kitkat, 

        Lolipop Marshmallow 

        than N & next O

 20. Yahoo company 

       wanted to buy Google

        for one million dollars 

        but it did not happen.

 21. When Google was 

      launched, the founder 

       of Google did not have 

       much knowledge of 

       HTML code, that is 

       why he kept the 

       homepage of Google 

       very simple and still it 

       is absolutely simple.

 22. In 2005, Google 

        launched new 

        applications like 

        Google Map and 

        Google Earth.  It has 

        such features, which 

        can measure the 

        whole world in a 

        moment. That is now 

        its reach is up to the 

        moon.

 23. "Don't be evil" is an 

        unofficial slogan of 

        Google.

 24. 88 languages ​​can be 

        used on Google's 

        homepage!             Fb:Koshie Rachen