Wonderfully described definitions 😄

CIGARETTE:    A pinch of tobacco   Rolled in paper     With fire at one end   And a fool at the other!    MARRIAGE:    It's an agreement   Wherein   A man loses his bachelors degree   And a woman gains her masters    CONFERENCE:    The confusion of one man  Multiplied by the   Number present    COMPROMISE:    The art of dividing   A cake in such a way that   Everybody believes   He got the biggest piece    TEARS:    The hydraulic force by which   Masculine will power is   Defeated by feminine water-power!    CLASSIC:    A book   Which people praise,   But never read    SMILE:    A curve   That can set   A lot of things straight!    OFFICE:    A place   Where you can relax   After your strenuous   Home life    YAWN:    The only time   When some married men   Ever get to open   Their mouth    EXPERIENCE:    The name   Men give   To their   Mistakes    DIPLOMAT:    A person   Who tells you   To go to hell   In such a way   That you actually look forward   To the trip    OPTIMIST:    A person   Who while falling   From EIFFEL TOWER   Says in midway   "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"    MISER:    A person   Who lives poor   So that   He can die RICH!    FATHER:    A banker   Provided by   Nature    BOSS:    Someone   Who is early   When you are late   And late   When you are early    POLITICIAN:   One who   Shakes your hand   Before elections   And your Confidence   Later   DOCTOR:    A person   Who kills   Your ills   By pills,   And kills you   By his bills!